The Great Random Chat Thread

*slamming head into keyboard with every "*" *

WHY * CAN'T * I * JUST * WRITE * SOMETHING *

I sit down, I get the tab open, I click "quote", and I stare at the flashing cursor thinking "why?" Yeah, I could have Zarrock do some fighting moves but then what? What next? I have literally no idea what any of my characters should be doing at any time. I've lost all touch with their motivations, I have no clue what they should be doing or saying or where they're supposed to go. All I have in my head nowadays is like 3 or 4 really big scenes I want to write that are very far away in terms of plot and no clue how to get the characters there. I feel like the story is crumbling away in front of me. Most of the characters are doing NOTHING of any remote importance at any given time, and those that are feel forced and out of character. I have no idea what I'm doing anymore and it makes me avoid this place out of shame. I have no inspiration. I feel like I'm slogging my way through plot I don't care about just to get to the scenes I really do want to write. 

My verdict on the current plot is that it's a disaster. It's all scrambled, the timelines don't make sense, the character motivations don't make sense, the story is not clear. Why hasn't Tyrin gone and attacked Agathar or Zarrock with all the Phoenix Guard? I have no idea. Why are Kale and Fin on another continent for no reason? Your guess is as good as mine. What is the point of Spindle again? *shrugs*  How has Rinka's city not already been destroyed by the literal THOUSANDS of Shades that know EXACTLY where it is at any given time? If Agathar could decimate the Council Tree, the actual capital of the Pridelands, then how the actual heck has he not just burned down Rinka town? I. Don't. Know. What the heck are Tyrin and Dalkota even doing?! WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THE GIANT DRAGON IN THE BEGINNING?

I have lost complete control of this story train and it has CAREENED off track and EXPLODED in a violent fiery death ball of plot shrapnel and scorched dream debris. This is why I can't bring myself to reply to anything anymore. I've lost it. I'm just making things up as I go and it's horrible and confusing.

If this were a rough draft I'd light it on fire and get a new notebook. IDK how to save this plot line. I'm about two more mindless posts away from just having Tyrin wake up from a dream like none of this happened.

I legitimately hate everything I have written so far for Reign of Ashes. It doesn't feel like my writing.

It also could be that I just need to stop panicking and chill out. Overreaction is literally in my blood. I have a legitimate medical need for "chill pills". Unfortunately, I can't afford any "chill pills", so I CONSTANTLY HAVE NO CHILL. *screams like a chimpanzee and runs away* 

Maybe in the morning the plot will suddenly make sense and the stars will align. Except I won't be able to see them because it's DAYTIME.

I've been having a mental breakdown since 8pm last night. I bet I'll have drastically different opinions in a matter of minutes. I have lost what constitutes as my mind. Oh by the way I HATE MY JOB AND IF I COULD AFFORD TO WALK OUT WHILE BURNING THE PLACE TO THE GROUND I FREAKING WOULD.

Enjoy your front row seats to the unraveling of Jaystep's psyche and the violent destruction of his state of mind. Toast the screaming inferno of my brain while I go. freaking. nuts.

I don't hate the ROA story. Or maybe I do. I have no idea. I have lost those concepts. I'm a sinking ship everybody. I have finally, completely, lost it.

#TheFallOfJaystep2017

Goodbye everyone! My dragon to Crazyland is here! I'll miss you! It's the end of the road for me!

If you just need to talk about anything, Jay, hit me up, okay?

I talked to him and we'll be Skyping again soon. His job has been really... I literally want to fight every single one of his mean costumers. Like, just for a day, I would go to his work and sit in while he's working just for the express purpose of fighting those meanieboots. In fact, I would bring my dad with me! He's big and intimidating! Oh man, I can already picture the expression on those jerks' faces, suddenly having to look up to a towering 6' 6" man when they start attacking Jay XD And I'll just be the dark aura glowering at them from behind, plotting my revenge...

Well, I have a treat for you all tonight! I found a bot writer program that takes bodies of texts, learns from them, and then writes it's own paragraphs based on what it learned. Naturally, I gave it some text from The Wild, and it gave us this masterpiece.

I present to you all:

The Wild, The Final Chapter

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" well who watched the wolf? "

korra scaled down into rinka's eyes as fifty wolves decimated zarrock without smoke. 

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Moonpelt where is drellan? 

Emotion. 

Alpha shade Najmah private message his massive paws to consume oneself instead!”

I'm sorry, I can't bring myself to pretend that was amazing. I just- *dying of laughter*

I'll do another one in a bit! The more words the bot has to work with, the more coherent the sentences will be XD

This one is shorter but is more readable

The Wild, and The Mystical Voice:

" wonderful " pike whispered as the world began unwinding. The wolf cursed into zarrock's entire face and ears! I won't be picked through the undergrowth of happy hues until they cleaned with hideous horror.

Drellan padded up to rinka immediately and nuzzled her face into disbelief and ominously kept his sister underneath the tree. " where rinka to get home? " drellan asked calmly.

Rinka stiffened and began struggling violently down at him to slide back away. " i know a hawk " she spat curtly. It was clear that the bird wasn't going to wiggle her eyes open.

Drellan snorted out whatever his throat was saying " i'm you "

rinka cringed " weak " she blinked her eyes rolled up. Tyrin sighed through ropes. Kale clicked it first!” embarrassment for kale.

Moonpelt could have known that answer when he watched her feel uncomfortable at anyone and dirt. He flicked the idea back into the sky with determination and rigid fire. This couldn't be off to a howling fit. " uh... Okay please save the pack and the newcomer ".

The falcon roost was mine?” she finally smiled to him. " truce?” feathers over raiya's factories. " comprehending what happened at once only probably not feeling the guilt from vegetation king. We'll catch you okay wolf creatures. Kale already knew each beast though his massive useless panic didn't help the terrified syrune. " there you okay "

zarrock cackled his beak until faith filled his chest. " tyrin cut his tail ever so slightly! "

rinka gasped in disgust. "..... Drellan will save my family, right now he saved a little guilt and automobiles and housing..... Hey he looked like pain "

And thunder yawn was clear.

Silence echoed, "me likey taco touchy... "

"Silence: Me like taco touchy" XD

"Me likey taco touchy" needs to be the call sign for the Wild Squad

Yes!

10/10 ending tho.
Me likey taco touchy.

But my favorite has got to be "Emotion." Just...emotion, in the first one XD

And hey, Naji became an Alpha Shade! My little baby did it! She made it big! Mamma's so proud! ^3^

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RUKI!!!!   

RUKI, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Merry Christmas!

Merr Christmas!

Jimmy did you eat my sandwich

Jimmy: I am your sandwich. ... 

Wolves: *tackles Jimmy so he doesn't force himself Eco's throat*

I gotta poof for 15 minutes or so. I need to go under the house to see if I can finally get this pipe unfrozen.

lol, kay!

Also, I asked a question in Skype, just fyi!

Good luck with the pipe!

I replied in Skype, no luck with the water

I'm honestly shocked @Jaystep hasn't judged me for my new icon yet lol